Woman Matter  

Posted by Sugarking


I was at work the other day and I was discussing the topic with a 19 yr old fresh graduate interning in my office, and she found it really hilarious that I said I was more drawn to women who are stunning with nothing but lip gloss on for make-up. You know them. It’s not that they can’t dress, no, they just prefer to cover up more as opposed to the others. They are intelligent as well as prospective, plus they can suck dick, and fuck like your favourite porn star. Yes. See lemme explain what I did there. Please I want you to look past the fact that I was vulgar and dwell more on WHY I was vulgar. It is because I’m trying to impress on you that these ones can be just as nasty. They just need to make sure that the person getting the work is worthy. They exist. I’m very sure each and every one of us knows at least one such person.


I have a couple in my life, and I feel really blessed. Great friends, listeners, confidantes, pushers, WIFE MATERIAL, all rolled in these women. Got a nigga wishing you would tin ghen ghen and move down here, so I can tin gban gban and give you this work. Lol. You know once in a while a nigga will find him self in a chic, and he’s thinking, “Mehn, this condom better not tear o!”, “Mehn, I’ll make sure she swallows that Postinor in my presence tomorrow morning o” (This is a fact. Ask your male friends) And this is chiefly because they simply don’t want YOU having ANY baby of theirs. Let me just stop there with that.. But then the other type of WOMEN (Whoop!), Those are the ones you find yourself forgetting the condom with which is also the first time you’ve ever done that, The ones the condom breaks inside her and you’re more concerned about finishing than trying to remedy the situation immediately.  I mean, the ones I’d go raw or not at all with, even though I’m petrified of STDs. Lol. HIV no dey show for face but you’re for some reason a 110% convinced she doesn’t have anything she can infect you with. And even if she did sef, what’s the big deal?


Like “Hey baby what you got? oh word? Syphillis??? Damn girl I’ve been wanting those in a long time. Hook a brother up! Actually let me have some herpes on the side too. Thanks”

Champions at the withdrawal method but we always seem to forget to pull out on time time because we wanted to linger in there a little bit longer. Like “Take it baby, have all my kids. Twins, Triplets, whatever baby. Take that, take that” Lol

One is less cautious with those ones because you just feel more at ease, more relaxed. More enthusiastic to face whatever is ahead. Well I can only speak for myself sha.

Sadly most of them are miles away from me. I just need to find one a commutable distance from me and it’s a wrap seriously. Lol

This entry was posted on Monday, 24 September 2012 at 09:22 . You can follow any responses to this entry through the comments feed .

13 comments

Like “Hey baby what you got? oh word? Syphillis??? Damn girl I’ve been wanting those in a long time. Hook a brother up! Actually let me have some herpes on the side too. Thanks”

#dead . You have issues mahn... LOL

24 September 2012 09:46

lmao “Take it baby, have all my kids. Twins, Triplets, whatever baby. Take that, take that”
#stone dead

24 September 2012 12:48

I should not have been reading this in class!! Lmfao!!

24 September 2012 19:29


Yes i have a friend who made sure chic downed postinor, bought it himself n gave her water n watched, lol.
Sugar sugar is in love!

25 September 2012 11:42

loooooool funny!!!! but awww :)

25 September 2012 19:02

I should not be reading this at work... "Take it baby, have all my kids. Twins, Triplets, whatever baby. Take that, take that”...no comment abeg.

27 September 2012 10:29

Now that was hilarious.

27 September 2012 12:17

i have just one statement for you; YOU'VE GONE MAD. lol ure so sick its hilarious...i pity for u, be there o wanting all her stds, na u kuku talk say std no dey show for face.

but seriously i think you long for that companion u can cast all ur nes with. you'll find her someday. you will. or u dey fill the 19yr old? talk true!!!

27 September 2012 14:18

Lol omo man good to see you back. I can't lie you make sense with this. Some under cover babes wey de make person eye wide and blink at the same time.

30 September 2012 09:45

In your first paragraph you inadvertently described my girlfriend. Lol

4 October 2012 11:48

LMAO! This boy you are mad. But this had me rolling on my bed with laughter.
That girl you described in the first paragraph.......hmmmmmm.......

4 October 2012 18:56

ROTFL @" take it baby,have all my kids. Twins,triplets,whatever baby. Take that" really hillarious but,true..

27 November 2012 14:03

@" take it baby,have all my kids. Twins,triplets,whatever baby. Take that" I fall in that category.

12 May 2013 21:23

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