I was at work the other day and I was discussing the topic with
a 19 yr old fresh graduate interning in my office, and she found it really
hilarious that I said I was more drawn to women who are stunning with nothing
but lip gloss on for make-up. You know them. It’s not that they can’t dress,
no, they just prefer to cover up more as opposed to the others. They are
intelligent as well as prospective, plus they can suck dick, and fuck like your
favourite porn star. Yes. See lemme explain what I did there. Please I want you
to look past the fact that I was vulgar and dwell more on WHY I was vulgar. It
is because I’m trying to impress on you that these ones can be just as nasty. They just need to make sure that the person getting the work is worthy. They exist. I’m
very sure each and every one of us knows at least one such person.
I have a couple in my life, and I feel really blessed. Great
friends, listeners, confidantes, pushers, WIFE MATERIAL, all rolled in these
women. Got a nigga wishing you would tin ghen ghen and move down here, so I can
tin gban gban and give you this work. Lol. You know once in a while a nigga
will find him self in a chic, and he’s thinking, “Mehn, this condom better not
tear o!”, “Mehn, I’ll make sure she swallows that Postinor in my presence
tomorrow morning o” (This is a fact. Ask your male friends) And this is chiefly
because they simply don’t want YOU having ANY baby of theirs. Let me just stop
there with that.. But then the other type of WOMEN (Whoop!), Those are the ones
you find yourself forgetting the condom with which is also the first time you’ve
ever done that, The ones the condom breaks inside her and you’re more concerned
about finishing than trying to remedy the situation immediately. I mean, the ones I’d go raw or not at all
with, even though I’m petrified of STDs. Lol. HIV no dey show for face but
you’re for some reason a 110% convinced she doesn’t have anything she can
infect you with. And even if she did sef, what’s the big deal?
Like “Hey baby what you got? oh word? Syphillis??? Damn girl
I’ve been wanting those in a long time. Hook a brother up! Actually let me have
some herpes on the side too. Thanks”
Champions at the withdrawal method but we always seem to
forget to pull out on time time because we wanted to linger in there a little bit
longer. Like “Take it baby, have all my kids. Twins, Triplets, whatever baby. Take that, take that” Lol
One is less cautious with those ones because you just feel
more at ease, more relaxed. More enthusiastic to face whatever is ahead. Well I
can only speak for myself sha.
Sadly most of them are miles away from me. I just need to
find one a commutable distance from me and it’s a wrap seriously. Lol
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