It didn't start today. A lot of us guys can be desperate when it comes to kpekus. Some of us go after our friend's girlfriends, wives and whatever, as long as its a lady. But its the extent some guys go to, just to get some sex that's starting to be really worrying.
So I met Caroline at some Volunteering workshop about a year back, located each other on facebook, exchanged numbers and just got talking. Pretty Ugandan thing, with a lean frame, she was quite shy. Could never hold your gaze for long. But she was really sweet and had some of the best boobies I ever saw in my whole life. And for her frame!
Anyways, I had her over a couple times, and I got to er...mouth the things. But that was all she let me do, suck bobbie. Caroline would never take her trousers off, and her reasons were changing like the British weather mehn. Today she had a boyfriend, the next time she was off sex, then the final one was that she was afterall a virgin. I on the other hand was starting to doubt "her" actual sexuality. I mean, I never saw the blasted thing for one day. She let me have my fill of bobbie, but the pants just never came off. She held them up with a grip unbelievable for someone her size. Me sef didn't push.
So all these up-and-down excuses wore me out and I sort of forgot about her for a while. A long while actually. She was on my bb though and one day out of the blue, she pinged me "Wait, so did you really forget me???" lol. I don't know what it was about that ping, but I was cracking bad. We did some catching up, I asked if she wanted to come over to my new place (I moved houses), she said she was done with Uni, had a lot of time on her hands and would love to come down, and we set a date.
So the day come reach now, she pinged me early in the day to ask what stop to get off at and what time she could come. We settled on that, and she had gotten to the bus station from which she would get the next bus coming by mine, when she pinged me to say that she had a friend with her and if I would mind if she brought the friend along.
My first thought was, she suspected I was going to move to her again, and thought to pull that old "take-a-friend-with-you" trick. "friend?? What friend?" I pinged back. And she returned that the friend was indeed a guy. That didn't sit well with me one bit. A guy??? as in, your protector abi wetin? Why should I allow myself to be subjected to that? This was afterall my house, if you no wan come because you were worried, you could say so, not spring it on me on short notice that you were bringing a friend, a guy for that matter who I didn't even know. I tried to look at the thing properly to make sure I wasn't over reacting, but arrived at the conclusion that 1.) she was actually being disrespectful to do that, 2.) na you say you wan come, so you can't be doing that. 3.) I wasn't feeling the whole setup and wasn't about to put myself through any awkward situations. I actually had to remind myself that it was my house.
So I pinged her a "No can do" jare. "I don't like strangers in my space, I'm sorry" I replied. You see, if the settings was different, I wouldn't really mind. I've had my friends, bring their friends that I didn't know, and that wasn't an issue, but this one felt very uncomfortable. I just couldn't help it. She asked, if I could come meet them at the bus top then. I replied that I couldn't do that either and that she should lose the guy. Imagine me at the bus stop and I get introduced to him as the guy who wouldn't let him in his house? I didn't have to, and didn't want to. Nah, sorry hun, can't do that either.
Well, long story short, she lost the guy and finally found her way to my door. It struck me as odd actually. I half expected her to get offended and return home, but she didn't. I opened the door and she was by herself. Exchanged pleasantries and I finally got the gist. She had met him on the bus on her way to mine, and he had spun her some gist about being a promoter for P-Square and 2Face, and because she knew I do music, she thought it would be nice for him to meet me (this was my "aww" moment. The poor girl. lol), and the maga suggested that he wasn't very busy and could come with her to see me, that's when she pinged me that first time.
I couldn't understand it. You meet a chic on the bus, she manages you some face time, you spin her some bullshit, she tells you she's on her way to see some guy, and you ask if you can tag along??? Like.....guys do that really??? What were we going to talk about? P-Square??? And if we were going to have sex, we'll hand you a sit to watch?? What really wowed me the most was my man pinged her about an hour later after she got to mine (yes o, he had taken her pin sef) like "I'm done with what I came to do here and was wondering if you were done so we can go back together". The bastard guy!! Niggas are cocky o! Dude just met her on the bus!!!! and it was the manner he was shamelessly dissing me that got to me.
Anyways, she pinged him that he could find his way to wherever sha. lol. We did some more catching up, streamed a movie, and I made sure not to lay a finger on her. A week later she would admit that she found it rather baffling that I didn't move to touch her, and I explained that I was tired of the awkwardness that always followed knowing that she still wouldn't take her pants off. She agreed that I was correct, and I said "see?" lol
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