*WARNING! DO NOT INTEND TO BE COCKY IN THIS POST*
So you know, I was just sitting on the net the other night, smoking...you know, and I thought, I do have a lot of female friends who real just find it comforting to just hold a conversation with me. I repeat I'm not being cocky here, it is simply the truth. Like, phone calls, bbm's, Facebook chat e.t.c, We can go for hours talking about everything, but talking about nothing in particular. And I realised with rude shock that the key to having a lot of women "satisfied" with you is not necessarily your swag, or the way you carry fine, or your six pack and all that rubbish, it is simply by female worship! Women love, scratch that, women LIVE!!! to be worshipped!!! from the second they are born, and mom starts to dress them in pink and all, they are groomed to be worshipped.
3 year old Mary is dressed for her birthday party and everyone that comes to wish her happy birthday goes, "Ah, Mary your hair is fine o!", "Mary, your dress is lovely!!!" that carries on when she reaches puberty. That sexy, sly guy goes " You know, Mary I ain't trying to be rude, but you've got a great future behind you" and she goes "Aww, thanks. kiss kiss". She gets married, has kids and little junior after a meal goes "Mommy this soup is wicked!!", her daughter tells her just before she leaves for church "Mummy, you look like take-away". She gets old and starts greying and people say to her, "Ah, mama instead of ageing you're looking like under 16", "Mama's greying so beautifully, its unbelievable".
Women Live to be worshipped. By worship I don't mean you have to lie and tell a fat girl that she's thin o!, or a midget that she's tall e.t.c o!. No, they can hear your lie even before it comes out trust me. You have to be able to be so real and honest to get a way with it clean. You have to know how to mix a some flattery with a some real facts perfectly. And this takes skill. This will have them throwing their panties at you with reckless abandon. Like "Baby, I'm a virgin, but you can have me....no....I'm not joking, I mean it" loooool.
And by worship, I do not absolutely mean the flirty "You've got some nice lips" "You're sexy", "I love your dimples", or smile or dentition e.t.c. It could even come from a church leader sef. A simple "If you must know, I believe in you more than you believe in yourself Mary. This is not the first exam you're writing in your life. I know you've studied hard, just go in that day, do your best and leave the rest to God ok? I don't doubt that you'll pass more than you expected just watch". You can't fail with that. She be stone? looooool
But I'm not saying the ultimate goal is to enter babylon o, I mean just having you on speed dial on their phones, you being the first chill-with buddy that comes to their minds, and other similar things is exactly what I'm talking about. I was saying to a chic the other day that I'm trying to work on being humble and she burst into hysterical laughter "But you ARE humble Nkem, what are you talking about?" she said. Even with my twin, people know he can be a bit hot headed and confrontational, but that I'm the one to go to, to "reason" with. I have a great "Listening" ear, I'm very proud to say. I put in work in that department, so allow me to brag a little.
People generally love a person they can say anything to. As in no topics are off limits with them. They wanna talk dirty, its you. They wanna just have a laugh and some banter after a very bad day, its you. In some cases, you are the surest booty call sef. looool. That is, You are the "There" guy. I love being the goto guy jare. Not for everything I mentioned sha o. Hahaa! So I have always persevered to push my humility to it's limits. I said to @chayaoma the other day "my humbleness (if there's ever a word) is the only thing I'm cocky about. And I do it effortlessly. And most importantly it helps me to feel better with myself as a person, which is really a good thing in itself. Its really not as difficult as it seems. Some people really need to try it sometimes.
Women love to be worshipped. Mix some of that with a little flattery, a little truths, a little humility sprinkled with some "reaslistic-ness", and you'll have them spell-bound every other time that you speak, every step you take my brother. Now go forth and conquer!!! loool"
Women if I'm lying, just take a while to rank your male friends from top down and see if it isn't the humble types that top the list.
lol
Abeg ladies make una no vex for me o, I have been smoking sha. looooool
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