So I have a friend, who has a girlfriend who obviously is fascinated to bits about him even though I couldn't honestly say the reverse is the same. He is not being the most faithful (what's that mean sef?) of boyfriends I can tell you that in my sleep. Back to the gist sha. But surprisingly, homie is at war with some other guys over this same babe. What is the motive you might ask? Well if you ask me sha, this babe is a nurse (and you know what a lucrative profession that is here). She reportedly earns £60/hr and works whenever she likes. She goes to work as the spirit moves her (to tell you what position she's at!). I was at theirs once when she said she didn't feel like going to work, when my friend started to persuade her to go. Why was he doing that I wondered?? No, he didn't seem the type. Then it hit me! She was his bank, his cashflow, his money bag whatever name you want to attach to it! Homie was only asking her to go make him some money!!! The other guys clearly knew this and where deathly mad she had decided to "bank" with him instead of them. Well this is what I figured o!
But I also found myself reversing roles and thinking what'ld make two women develop blood feuds over a man? Yes we know money is the first thing that comes to mind, but the purpose of this post actually is to, (at the risk of offending my feminine connects, but make you sef think am na? lol) give a special shoutout to those guys that have two ladies fighting over them. I shall explain further.
You see, women are the cockiest creatures God ever made. If a woman doesn't want you, she doesn't want you. It doesn't matter how handsome or "Ryan Reynold-ly" and "Trey song-ly" you are. If you like sef make your koboko stretch from here to babylon, you are just wasting your time...not even hers. lol. If she no send you, she no send you. Chapter closed. But when a man has managed to leech unto a woman's soul so much that she's claws and fangs at any opposition, come on lets give the man a round of applause shall we??? lol
I was on worldstarhiphop.com last night and was watching this clip of girls fighting (these are a favourite with them). Now the vid started with a group of girls arriving at the other party's hood in about three cars. The cameraman (its always men recording these things o) panned to the other party marching out like something out of that "300" movie. The apparent leaders of these groups met, circled each other, threw their fists up and almost ten minutes of scraping, heads banged on the concrete, wigs pulled, and body parts falling out ensued. In all my life, I have never seen any women fight like that for anything else other than a man. No you self think am. One of them left with a football sized bulge on her head. What are these men brainwashing them with???
Another fight I saw had one of the spectators cursing "You fools are fighting over a nigga that's in jail??". If that isn't a "WOW" moment! Now we know that in about 80% of the time, a man has to be a good-for-nothing, low-life, gang member, no-focus-in-life, society reject to be in jail (hey I said 80%!!!). How did such a person come to get two ladies, who only have to look good and be self respecting to get any other focused brother (no disrespect), to fight over him, I mean they were screaming "Bitch leave my man alone!!"
In other reasonable cases, this might just be a clean, ridiculously young, successful, fashionable, sweet smelling, WOW type of brother. Every crowd they find themselves in is divided into two; them and others. He's got medals all over the wall some lie on the ground for lack of space. Yes her head is in the correct place for fighting for such a brother. But then another round of applause for this brother for building himself into that "brand" if I may call it. If it were easy, you wouldn't be seeing brothers chasing women left right and centre as if their live's depended on that one yanshing. The brand will speak for itself. lol
But still he needn't even be rich or be in the public eye sef. Some brothers are able to climb to that level simply by the way they talk, walk, approach things, their unique sense of style, choice of perfumes, interest in technology, really just the general Aura around them. I have a friend that I, together with other friends walk into a club with, and within minutes, strange girls are sending their friends over to say, "my friend wants to talk to you". One time this girl sent her friend (a guy!!!!) over to say "Just go talk to am, she don dey talk about you since, she be nice girl". I and the others just stared! One time a group of girls approached us at a bus stop, walked straight to him and took his number. In short the man became a measure of "toasting bravery" amongst us. Someone would start yapping about how he chatted up this chic and that chic only for somebody to put him in his place like "abeg shut up there! you be Emeka??" and the funniest thing is he'ld actually shut up o! LoL
Virtually, online, brother's are still commanding that respect. Its no small feat when you're able to appeal to someone's intellect electronically with nothing but words. You have people hanging on your every word so to speak. They worship the very alphabets you used in constructing that sentence. Bear in mind that both parties in most instances have never met before! Its no news how the likes of Roc Naija, Mr Fineboy and Sir Scribbles have the ladies trampling on themselves to leave a comment every time they put up a post. They're doing it online!!!!!!!!!!!! Go on twitter and see how some brothers have racked up that status too. People as @SexyCalabarBoy, @SirScribbles, @KidKonnect and @YoItsBeazy only have to tweet "Going to take a shit" and every Cecilia, Dorothy and Nkechi (don't you just love Nkechi?? lol) are Retweeting, LoL-ing and LMAO-ing with reckless abandon. These guys have upwards of 1000 followers predominantly all female admirers. Online!!!!!
The thing is, there are lots of other "Emekas" amongst us. say an average of 1 to every 1000 men (hope I'm not pushing it too far?. lol). Men that most of us other men (abi na boys? hehe) are in total awe of how they attract these women with effortless ease. Men that I'll bet my soul every other man as much as some might want to deny it, secretly perhaps subconsciously yearn to be like. Not a day passes I don't hear a girl bemoan Trey Song's "beauty". Una think say I no go like that kind attention??? or that I'm alone in that? lol
A big round of applause for such brothers jare. It will always remain a mystery how y'all do it!!!
Even the Prison brother sef deserves a round of applause. lol. Who else can be so "un-focused" and still have two women wanting him?? Who's doing that?? Lmao!
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