The fascination of sex  

Posted by Sugarking


But today we are debating the fascination and attraction of sex to both men and women. What is sex sef? The man puts his member into the female, thrusts for a while, cums and its over. I mean it is just a phallus and a hole coming together, what’s the big deal??? Why is the whole of humanity ruled by the god SEX??? Men chase it like their lives depends on it. At the clubs, on the road, even in church we are hunting! Even the women are not spared. No! No! No! They are equally as guilty. Babes are braving rainstorms these days on okada racing to the arms of their lovers. Their motto: “I can’t sleep alone this night please”. My brother used to have a girl cross the country to him just to take pipe!


I mean just think about it, and this has been since humanity began o. The “Kpekus” (vagina) has been the cause of wars numerous to mention. Just think “the battle of Troy”. Me sef sometimes whenever, morning afternoon or evening, when I want it, it’s just what it is, I WANT IT. It starts with a tossing and turning, that’s when I know I have to get it out. No seriously, there’s no way I’m keeping it in me any longer. Some of us start calling from booty call 1 till infinity, till one answers. Please note that this applies to women too o!!!


Worse comes to worst the men make do with Suzie Palms and the women with Trey fingas. And have you ever noticed how you always admit to yourself that sex is over rated just right immediately after cumming??? Abi is this just me? And that’s only when you can go back to other things? But for me sef, it only takes about 10 mins after and Aunty Konji is back from the market. And the entire cycle repeats its self a billion times over in every one of us for the rest of our lives, the first day being the first time our members joined forces with another member.


P.s. I was high when I wrote this. Forgive me please

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25 comments

I think the "big deal" are the nerve endings attached to the "phallus and hole."

30 November 2010 04:24

Hahaha... "Cross country"? Damn... Your brother must have some serious skills... Lmao at Suzie Palms, Trey Fingaz and Aunty Konji... Wouldn't put them on the same table at a dinner party men... Wahala dey!

30 November 2010 05:31

True talk....!

LOL!

30 November 2010 06:46

LOL, No need to apologise, it is indeed over rated.

30 November 2010 10:02

LMAO @ 'our members joined forces with another member'
*shaking my head* - You are a bad boy!

30 November 2010 10:16

Our SK has gone mad again, lol!
Hmmm, the things this sex thing don cause sef....

speaking of konji..........
abeg make i get back to my work

30 November 2010 12:08

you are forgiven

30 November 2010 15:10

Chei!!! all your personifications are just so....erm....i dont even know....Even before members join with members, Trey Fingers and Suzie Palms have been buddies of Aunty Konji and Kpekus....I can't believe i recited all of that form memory of reading...*big sigh** if only i could retain and understand that much of my course studies......wishful thinking......

1 December 2010 04:28

Lol @ being high when you wrote this.

1 December 2010 05:14

LOL...you should read this post when next you are horny...

1 December 2010 06:12

Personally, I don't believe that sex is overrated. Like every other need, eating, defecating, urinating, it's part of who we are.

1 December 2010 10:46

hahahah very funny

1 December 2010 13:26

make we go do phallussectomy thenn! seriously, even as you high, you make sense..PS I aint high oooo!lols

1 December 2010 13:48

SK... true talk.
not had any since june last year and honestly i have abandoned the 'flaming fingers' for a while..
Hard life..when i'm busy,it's the last thing on my mind

1 December 2010 20:34
Deez  

Overrated ke? I honestly don't think so.

There's a reason why sexually active people always have select people that they put on sex pedestals.
Na you even talk say person de cross country to see your bros for a knaxing session.

I can understand why some people are addicted to the intimacy and pleasure sex sometimes brings.

1 December 2010 20:56

kai..i've miss you! LMAO at "...10 minutes after and Aunty Konji is back from the market" hahahahah...
as for me, uncle trey fingas hasn't been getting it right...as in, i don tire. wetin remain now na to hang myself because e be like say i'm losing my mojo. yea, you heard me right. Mama Konji has disowned me since June :(

1 December 2010 20:59

Wanted to add that i really didn't see the biggie bout sex...small history..been intimate with one guy all my life,no orgasms,just lil tingles which i thot were the real deal..when i discovered that the good ol fingers worked magic..boooyyy did i go madd..(we r currently apart cos im in school).
Well,i stopped for religious reasons and have discussed the lack of the "O" with the same man who i am about to marry..he tot he was getting it right, i did too,lol
We intend to work on it! I cannot wait,and i hope that when next we do it,i feel and touch the good ol starss

1 December 2010 23:20

Sex is about closeness for me. I like that he's that close, and we want each other, and I love him and I want to feel his skin against mine and hear his heart beat.

Cheesy I know, but that's how I feel.

--

Sugabelly 2.0

http://sugabelly.blogspot.com

2 December 2010 02:11

I was going to leave a serious comment until I read your last sentence ans spit my lunch over my keyboard laughing.Suga ur too much...lol.

2 December 2010 19:42

See na today i know say you grow for benin true true.
E don tey since wen i hear "kpekus"

Abeg Nothing to apologise for guy.

Some of us na room mates with Aunty Konji, no be say she dey go market come back. But Trey fingers and Suzy palms too dey try sometimes.

2 December 2010 20:03

Lmfao true talk @ the way we admit sex is over raated after we cum..
That is so true my nigga, i always find myself lookin @ myself in disgust like mayne, all this ish tho? It's not that serious

3 December 2010 19:14

apology not needed

orgasms are great things

it aiint over rated

it is what it is

7 December 2010 22:38

LOL! I dont even have a serious comment to leave.

8 December 2010 12:56

Bwahahah sex is over rated and under rated all at the same time. You obviously were high

http://somepeoplehaverealproblems-vain.blogspot.com/

8 December 2010 19:18

LMAO!!! Sex doesn't seem like much right? Just a simple action repeated over and over. Me too i've wondered at how powerful it seems to be

Adiya

P.S. Lai lai! Excuses of being high while you're writing will not work oh! Lol

2 March 2011 23:30

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