Chit chat and friendly banter with a lot of my friends have revealed an astonishing fact to me. MEN DO NOT GET TO REALLY ENJOY SEX!!! Hold on ladies, lemme break it down. lol. Yes we want to supply koboko to everything in a skirt, but what I mean is that there isn't really a lot of guys that really settle down to enjoy sex when in bed with a lady. Not a lot of us actually allow our bodies to feel those beautiful sensations and just bask in the warm embraces and caresses of a woman. Ok make I stop there. This is "The Adventures of Sugarking" blog, not Mills and Boon.
My point is we guys are mostly interested in the lady's after-sex mindset/conclusions: Good sex or Bad sex. And trust me, no guy wants to be described as bad sex. As a man, you want you name mentioned far and wide about your sexual prowess. That is why Cassanova's name still rings bells today. So in essence, all those oshelenge moves brothers be busting in the bedroom na just make she wake up the next morning, confess without reasonable doubt say the guy try.
The ladies are not making it any easier either. I can't count how many ladies have said to me "we ladies have had enough Sugarking, we're not accepting average sex anymore. It better be good or not all". A few added that they waste no time cursing homie out if he turned out to be shit in bed.
Because of this, brothers have resorted to Burukutu, Magannin, Viagra and the likes, begging Thomas John not to fuck up in some instances. Some friends talked about the Ego-smashing embarassment they suffered from 1-minute-sex, to being Mr-One-Round, to Mr-can't-get-it-up. I realised that with most guys it is not the physical shortcomings that is the problem. It is what she will say and who she will say it to the next day. I had a friend who narrated how he slept with two girls who where friends (but on separate occasions). he said he had suffered the One-round problem with the first friend, but was shattered to experience the same problem with the second. Warri boy and funny as hell (he reduced me to tears that day chai!) he said he found himself commanding his koboko "Johnny don't do this! Johnny look at me! Johnny I'm talking to you!" in his words "imagine say one day one day two of dem just begin yarn and dem come confess say me i fuck dem, then dem go come begin discuss my fuck up. Na God go save me if na only two of dem dey room dey talk am sef. imagine say girls just full the room!!!".
It's so serious, boys are spending fortunes on all sorts things even the media has labelled "performance enhancing" drugs. That is why we're asking you "You like how my dick feels inside you right, Tell me you love my dick baby" this is because a nigga knows what and what he as swallowed and drunk. By Jupiter you'd better be liking it!!! lol. Sha sha, It was generally agreed that The worst thing that could happen to a man, is to have a totally ready naked lady in his bed, and he not be ready. Boys are swallowing shit to avert that stuff. lol
I mean even in the news lately, with the case of Wande Coal's nude pics surfacing on the net. I can bet my last dollar that what pained him the most wasn't that he was apparently seen naked by millions, but that he was criticised for his "smallness"!! if the koboko on whoever it is in that pic was hung like a horse I know he wouldn't have had problems accepting it was him. Afterall it means more ladies for him na abi?
look at the kat Stacks/Soulja boy episode. it wasn't the cocaine revelation that got to me sef. drugs is all part of that industry, a lot of them do it there. He was just a scape goat for that. But no that wasn't what had me wincing. it was her reference to his sexual prowess. She said the man couldn't get it up and, that at one point he came too soon. Laughing sef. That was more damaging to the man's image than the coke sef. What face will he have to say to a chic tomorrow "hey sexy, it's Soulja boy, come over lets get it on". Warri babe go look am say "come on commot there! I don here your gist before!"
I think the only time men get to really enjoy sex is when they get married. I haven't heard of couples divorcing because of shit sex yet. lol. Well probably because they understand themselves and all. If Johnny no gree play, na to look film be that till Johnny is ready
But if its first times with a new chic, a fuck up is totally out of the question. Boys would rather have a girl come over to theirs and limp home next morning (him knowing her friends'll notice the limp and guess what happened, not to mention that "Good Sex" actually has the ladies running back from whatever part of the globe they are (verified by numerous chicks)) than have to worry everytime he catches her friends giggling. Men want to hear some screaming. say our names as your life is being pounded out of you, Mutter every name of God that comes to your head, (Osalobua! Jesu! Christi! Amadioha! e.t.c). we can't have you lie there biting your nails or tweeting (I just heard that one o!)
For most men, sex is a performance, a show aimed at pleasing the subject a 100%
P.s. I apoligize to anyone I might have offended with my profanity o! lol
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