So I got on the bus home like I normally do, and took my seat behind this old bald man. He was black. The bus was held up a bit as other passengers climbed unto the bus. e never tey when the bus begin move when my attention was drawn from my phone which I had been fiddling with to some drama just in front of me. It was the old man I had noticed earlier and he was raising his voice at some youth (see as i call the guy youth. wetin me sef be? smh)
"Stop showing me your bottom!!!" he was screaming, pushing the young man away from his front (hope that's correct? "his front"? but you get the picture abi?) So apparently, the boy, was trying to form nigga na, and like they dress these days, he had his jeans pulled low so his briefs were actually on display. And because he could find a seat, he had taken the spot right in front of this grumpy old school papa, who apparently had beef with today's generation and had chosen to show his bottom as the man put it.
"Useless youths of nowadays!!, dressing so barbaric!!!" he seriously raged on at the astonished young man who didn't know whether to fight the man or swear at him. He got off two stops later still cursing and venting till the bus drove off. I couldn't stop laughing.
Another time was on the bus too, and this old lady was seating right behind at the back of the bus. We had gotten to some junction, when some voice came over the P.A that said "This bus is now on diversion, please listen for further announcements". What happened next startled
everybody on the bus including myself. It was a Scream so loud, I actually thought someone was having a heart attack. We all turned quickly towards the source of the noise to see that old lady marching ape like (don't shoot me abeg, she actually had an ape like gait). She was quite short too, and had coke bottle bottoms for glasses.
"Ah!! Driver!!!!" she wailed, shoving her way to the front of the bus. what was funny was the accent she spoke in. Yoruba. "Where did you say the bus is diverting to???" she asked the driver when she finally got to him. "Ehn???" she kept shouting apparently not hearing the white lady driver properly. By this time the whole bus was in hysterics at the whole episode. She spent
about five minutes getting the route specifics from the driver before heading/staggering back to her seat.
"Why are you people laughing??" she said to the whole bus in yet another yoruba accent, which only drew more laughter. I personally was in tears at the whole scenario. Grandma killed it!!!
p.s. So your boy had his graduation ceremony this past friday mehn. We thank God sha. Mom was in effect, killing the kitchen afterwards. Got to wear that useless gown and cap. mcheewww. was nice sha. Here's a few pics from the level sha.
The Man in the Mirror!!!
I was feeling my shoes bad!!
Yes o!!! shame to bad bele ppl!!!
Was feeling the suit too!
Na the useless cap be that. You notice this is the ugliest picture of the lot? I was so in a hurry to lose it!!!
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